onlinegf:

casual-hannibalism:

sky-ofstars:

transreyna:

onlinegf:

why are 15 year olds so angry

because the world is a shitty place and fifteen is around the age that people start to realize that 

actually this is very accurate

Pretty fucking much

(via ohmy-maryjane)

(via guy)

(Source: born--for--this, via doing-sex)

cumillionaire:

If my jokes offend you:

  1. I’m sorry
  2. It won’t happen again
  3. 1 & 2 are lies 
  4. You’re a pussy

(Source: 69shadesofgray, via departured)

isitweirdthatim:

This will literally make your day

(Source: isaidnopeeking, via queenbootykat)

Timestamp: 1406850137

isitweirdthatim:

This will literally make your day

(Source: isaidnopeeking, via queenbootykat)

witness-protection-with-wings:

witness-protection-with-wings:

so when i was 8 i was in an episode of iCarly and even though i’m 16 now and i have a pixie cut my friends still tell everyone that i was in iCarly.

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i pushed another child off a bench and stole her sandwich this is my legacy

(via queenbootykat)

moltengolden:

keylimepie:

horse-ebook:

donbroccoli:

Is the alphabet called the alphabet because the first two letters in the Greek alphabet are alpha and beta?

fuck

Are there literally 75,000 people who did not realize this?

Get the fuck off your high horse yes clearly that many people didn’t know that about the fucking Greek alphabet sit down and shut the fuck up

(Source: pizzapoppunk, via departured)

xxkilljoysxx:

maryjunenotmaryjane:

butter-fly-milk:

sadly-i-am2spooky4u:

super-who-lockian:

spoopysuriella:

holy fuck

Well…that escalated quickly.

I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT

but it turned out to be everything i wanted

5/5 stars

Best plot twist of all time.

YES.JUST. HELL. YES.

(Source: viekastv, via queenbootykat)

Timestamp: 1406849967

xxkilljoysxx:

maryjunenotmaryjane:

butter-fly-milk:

sadly-i-am2spooky4u:

super-who-lockian:

spoopysuriella:

holy fuck

Well…that escalated quickly.

I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT

but it turned out to be everything i wanted

5/5 stars

Best plot twist of all time.

YES.JUST. HELL. YES.

(Source: viekastv, via queenbootykat)

cleapatrah:

cleapatrah:

do attractive people gain followers every time they post a selfie

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(Source: queenclea, via guy)

(Source: LUSTFULS, via supnoah)

Timestamp: 1406848572

(Source: LUSTFULS, via supnoah)

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Timestamp: 1406848507

(Source: xxchild, via breakinq)

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